#290 - Narc Dogs / Tipping Meltdown / Caribbean Chaos / Swimmers & Sperm Banks / Cardiologist Fears

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In this spicy episode, we dive into Kiko's experience with a police dog entering a Music Festival. We talk modern-day festival scams — yes, we’re looking at you, wristband-diamond-payment-scheme. We roast the absurdity of paying $15 for chips in Punta Cana (not even truffle-flavored), and talk about the real cost of being a tourist when everyone thinks you're Michael from Ohio. We complain (like good old millennials) about tipping madness in the US, where 20% is the new "broke-boy energy", and recount personal tales of overpriced hats and the Caribbean work ethics, aka 2 dudes working while 10 supervise.

We also talk about fertility checks, sperm bank dreams, and the emotional rollercoaster of being told you might have weak swimmers... only to find out you're a full-blown DILF in the making. We also get into the health scare trenches: bloo ...